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Tuesday, December 25, 2012

It was bound to happen

NORTH POLE—A story has leaked from the North Pole which spokeselves emphatically deny. Eighteen elves have died and another twenty-seven were said to be hospitalized from over-exertion attempting to fill orders this Christmas. Elves do not have a union. Santa had to quickly add eight new Rangifer tarandus—Commonly called Reindeer in America—and a trailer to his sled to carry the orders that could be fulfilled according to a whistleblower at the North Pole.
“Thank goodness that they were hospitalized before Obamacare took hold,” the whistleblower commented.
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-Danne

1 comment:

  1. The 30 round magazine requests alone double the gross weight of the sleigh

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