"How long have you had it?"
"I don't know, maybe a year. Probably made in China, godammit. Motherfuckers......"
She looked up from her book finally to check out my latest crisis. "Go buy another one."
I couldn't let it go. "Yeah, but still........"
"THEY'RE TWO FOR TWO DOLLARS AT WALMART. GO BUY ANOTHER ONE."
Jesus. Talk about touchy.
Find that on a plane somewhere ?.
ReplyDeleteWhy buy the ones with brittle plastic to begin with? The ones with soft, flexible plastic are just as cheap and last forever.
ReplyDeleteYou groom? Who'd a thunk it.
ReplyDeleteI haven't used a comb since the 90s. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHigh 'n tight, ya don't need a fuckin' comb.
ReplyDeleteMore room for an extra mag...just sayin.
Comb? We don't need no stinking comb! And I still have all my hair.
ReplyDeleteI just keep it short enough to not have to worry about it. It looks funny sometimes right out of the motorcycle helmet, but who cares?
Try carrying it in your purse instead of your pocket, sissy.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Ya gotta grow it long enough to put in a ponytail, WC; then you don't need to comb it all day!
ReplyDeleteI haven't carried a comb since jr high, I comb it when I get out of the shower and don't touch it til the next morning, and its halfway down to my ass.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a comb?
ReplyDeletethey got em @ bottle & cork liquors on tully & bowen for a buck.
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