Man, I can't believe this shit - the NRA mailings have started on me. After CharlieGodammit chased the mailman off this morning I went out and found an envelope from them containing a survey, a bunch of propaganda, a request for money and a fucking membership application. Oh yeah, let's not forget the useful postage-paid envelope.
I wrote them a nice note telling them to shove it up their ass along with a business card, all the material they sent me, a shitload of flattened out splitshot, and the rest of the junk mail I've received Saturday and today.
Fucking envelope weighs about 3 1/2 pounds, man.
I hope they take the hint because the next returned mail to them is going to contain a fucking dog turd.