Evidently the story is so popular that I can't get through to it - my browser just keeps grinding away until it says that it can't display the page.
I'll post the link in the hopes that y'all can get through later:
http://www.rocklandtimes.com/2013/01/01/the-journal-news-is-armed-and-dangerous/
I can only imagine that the paper and employees have hired guards armed with slingshots and maybe even bows and arrows seeing as they're so dead set against guns. I mean, surely they don't consider their lives and business any more valuable then ours, do they?
I think it's hilarious that the fucking media has finally figured out that they can be held accountable for their words and actions.
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Never mind, I finally got through and posted it verbatum (see above) in case you can't for some reason.