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Friday, January 25, 2013

Wirecutter's Boot Porn

That's right, every goddamned pair of boots I own. 
Hiswiserangel posts about her shoes, I can post about my boots

From left to right: my everyday boots, my coyote hunting boots, my very favorite shitkickin' boots, my work boots and my marryin' & buryin' boots. Not a fucking shoe in the bunch - don't own any.
Yes, that's 550 cord in my work boots. I'll wear out the boots before the laces.

And for Sara:

The bottom of my very favorite shitkickin' boots.

17 comments:

  1. Every single pair screams "BADASS"! And I bet you can run faster in yours than I can in mine. :-)

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  2. I don't run from nobody, Wiserangel.

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  3. You need a pair of Blundstones.

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  4. You gotta stop kickin' so much ass or your toes'll be seeing daylight.

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  5. Yeah, I can relate to that lineup a bit more. Even on a gal.

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  6. Now I know the real reason you won't visit MN, you know that the snow and cold are going to give you frostbite on the ball of your foot right there! LOL!!!

    Seriously, that's a good looking collection. Hell, more than my old man has!

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  7. I used to wear boots like that until one day, walking down a snow covered slope carrying a bale of hay on each shoulder. Bad coefficient of friction and gravity is a motherfucker...

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  8. I meant chasing, not fleeing.
    Running down, not running away.

    Sheesh, you really think I'm that clueless?

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  9. Hiswiserangel posts about her shoes, I can post about my boots

    OK, but hold off on the corset please.

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  10. a bootmaker in E TexasJanuary 26, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    now yall r talkin MY language.
    what more need one say than... boots.

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  11. I will have to admit to owning a pair of gilligans tho. my wife assures me that they reside somewhere in the back of the bottom of the closet where she stores her knitting stuff.

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  12. Ok Kenny, time to come clean and show us your BIRKENSTOCKS that you putter around the house in doin all the honeydo's for Lisa....I mean seriously, livin that long in "CALI" I kow you got some, HA!!!

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  13. Birkenstocks? Dontcha mean CROCS?!

    :-)

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  14. What in the fuck are Birkenstocks and Crocs? Some style of boot? I gotta get out more.....

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  15. It appears that they are all Shitkickers!

    Boarshide

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  16. It kind of reminds me of A Chorus Line "One singular sensation, every little step he takes. One thrilling combination, every move that he makes...."

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  17. I really like the middle ones :-)

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