I wonder how far I can string ol' Abdul/Greg along?

Well, I actually got a reply back from my spam buddy Greg. His reply and mine back follows:

Hi Ken,

Am so happy to hear from you and thanks a lot for your response, I can only receive Money via western union or Money Gram and it is the fastest way for me. Regarding on how to get the funds to me, Please go to a nearby store that operate western union or Money Gram outlet and send the funds to me with this address below:

Name: Greg Oden
Address: Ebusuud Street 18 Sirkeci, Fatih,
City: Istanbul
Postal Code: 34210
Country: Turkey

Get back to me with the transfer details and also attach the receipt as soon as you send the funds. I'll be pleased to read from you soon.

Thanks for your assistance, Greg 

*****

As soon as I can get out of the house, I promise. I'm still in an electric wheelchair after getting hit by that bus full of drunken old ladies heading to the bingo parlor and my batteries are dead. By the way, I'm Knutz, not Ken. Unfortunately, my cousin Ken was killed in the same accident - his wife was kind enough to take me into her house and bed, so please, let's not dishonor his memory. But surely you remember me from Sembach AFB, right? Me and Ken were stationed there at the same time and shared an apartment with his brother Keith who made a lot of money selling pedigreed rabbits over there. 

By the way, I called Keith who's undergone a sex change operation and now goes by the name Kiester and he/she thinks she remembers you and wants to correspond with you. After her operation she's pretty ugly and has given up hope of ever finding a man here in the US even though she's wealthy. Would you mind conversing with her?

-Knutz