For the same reason you can't tell what the color of your new motorcycle or ATV is, due to all the warning labels mandated by Our Lords And Masters.
You know, useful stuff like DO NOT DRIVE INTO ACTIVE VOLCANO or OPERATION BY CHILDREN UNDER 26 REQUIRES ADULT SUPERVISION or NOT FOR ANAL INSERTION and so on...
Because they're blonde AND drunk?
ReplyDeleteThat's one of those British cabs.
ReplyDeleteFor the same reason you can't tell what the color of your new motorcycle or ATV is, due to all the warning labels mandated by Our Lords And Masters.
ReplyDeleteYou know, useful stuff like DO NOT DRIVE INTO ACTIVE VOLCANO or OPERATION BY CHILDREN UNDER 26 REQUIRES ADULT SUPERVISION or NOT FOR ANAL INSERTION and so on...
Wraith, I have a curlying iron with the warning "For external use only." Heh
ReplyDeleteOne would think the overly drunk part would cancel out at least some of the blonde.
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