Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Now if they could only pull themselves out of the Middle Ages

Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered "The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine" with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.
The device can predict the future in a print out after taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state newsagency.
Razaeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithims to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy".
As the managing director of Iran's Centre for Strategic Inventions, Razeghi is a serial inventor with 179 other inventions listed under his own name. "I have been working on this project for the last 10 years," he said.
"My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you."


rpm2day said...

Hey, Ali. Write me from the future when you finally figure out toilet paper.

Jerome East said...

Good, in that case they'll know ahead of time when to hit the bomb shelters......

Ofay Cat said...

Dionne Warwick was doing that sort of shit 25 years ago. However, she failed to predict what would happen to her for not paying her taxes.

A Texan said...

Would love to rig the machine to show that particular lovely ladies are going to sleep with me. "Hey, babe, its destiny."

Needless to say, it'll have more predictive power with blondes. :>)

Richard Rix said...

Does Al Gore know about this? When I lived in Iran they had yet to discover toilet paper.