I've always said to the vegetarians "Just because a plant doesn't conform to your idea of life doesn't mean it isn't alive. It lives, it dies, it reproduces. You're a heartless bastard."
A vegan "person" I know was sitting down to eat his "lunch" one day, and I asked how loud his all-organic, home-grown carrot screamed when he forcefully ripped it out of the bosom of Mother Earth, and if Mother Earth cried when he did it.
I though the fucker was going to have a stroke thinking about it!
I've always said to the vegetarians "Just because a plant doesn't conform to your idea of life doesn't mean it isn't alive. It lives, it dies, it reproduces. You're a heartless bastard."
ReplyDeleteA vegan "person" I know was sitting down to eat his "lunch" one day, and I asked how loud his all-organic, home-grown carrot screamed when he forcefully ripped it out of the bosom of Mother Earth, and if Mother Earth cried when he did it.
ReplyDeleteI though the fucker was going to have a stroke thinking about it!