I'm actually surprise men who have been married for 20 years or so have not killed themselves... I have seen them in the malls. You know the ones who sit all crouched up on the mall's median, emasculated. You know the ones who look up with a deep sigh and worry when their women comes out of a mall store... Women are fucking evil...
I have heard that in the Chinese written "alphabet", each character has both a definition and a meaning behind it. The character for "trouble" has the meaning "Two women living under one roof."
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Okay, me, two teenage daughters, within days of each other......GO!
ReplyDeleteMarriage involves the fine art of biting your tongue.
ReplyDeleteand the rest of that caption should read "...if you're lucky."
ReplyDeleteI'm actually surprise men who have been married for 20 years or so have not killed themselves...
ReplyDeleteI have seen them in the malls. You know the ones who sit all crouched up on the mall's median, emasculated. You know the ones who look up with a deep sigh and worry when their women comes out of a mall store...
Women are fucking evil...
I have heard that in the Chinese written "alphabet", each character has both a definition and a meaning behind it. The character for "trouble" has the meaning "Two women living under one roof."
ReplyDeleteSounds about right...
Only two?
ReplyDeleteTry living in a house with roommates (thankfully not for about 40 years now...)
Sooner or sooner they'll manage to synchronize their lunacy (ahem) so that they're all on the rag to oncet.
Ask me why I'm single.
I do it every month! That looks like a nice day at the beach to me!
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Poor, poor men...
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