APRIL 9--Worried that her methamphetamine was contaminated, an Iowa woman drove to police headquarters and asked cops to check her stash for the coronavirus, according to court records.
Shawn Salmen, 53, arrived at the Sioux City Police Department Sunday afternoon and reportedly admitted to officers that she recently used meth. Which appeared obvious since the paranoid Salmen was sweating profusely and acting erratically, cops say.
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Not sure where I saw it, but there was at least one PD who put out a "PSA" a few weeks ago, advising folks to have their meth (or other drugs, I guess) tested for the virus. Guess she wanted to be safe.
ReplyDeleteA "nurse practitioner" I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who is stupid enough to go to the cops to check their meth for wuflu is way too stoo-stoo-stupid to hold down any job.