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Friday, April 24, 2020

"Gimme all your food and your wifi password!"


PEMBROKE PINES, Fla. – In this case, the robber didn’t demand money, gold or jewelry.

The man who broke into a home inside a lakefront gated community in Pembroke Pines overnight wanted food and internet for his family.
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2 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyApril 24, 2020 at 4:56 PM

    Shoulda toss the guy a roll of Charmin and as he reached out gut-shot him.

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  2. LarryApril 24, 2020 at 8:10 PM

    "“We live in a gated community and we have security, so we should be, you know, a safe neighborhood.”

    Police didn’t say exactly how the robber got into the home, but their search by helicopter and with K-9s turned up empty."

    I'll take things that never happened for $400.

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