SOUTH RANGE, Mich. (WLUC) - A man and woman have been arrested after they allegedly committed home invasion in South Range early Saturday morning.
According to a press release sent out by the Houghton County Sheriff’s office, the male suspect pulled a knife on a person inside the home.
The victim defended himself with a chainsaw.
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-Joe Mama
That's not lower Michigan, that's da U.P. It's different up there.
ReplyDeleteWho can get a chainsaw to start that quick?
ReplyDeleteWas it a chainsaw bayonet?
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ReplyDeleteIf you can't get your saw to start 'that quick' shame on you. I'm going on 70 and I can. And that's without adrenaline pumping through my veins.
All things considered, it would still be easier to start the .357 or .41 Mag. Besides, they're a lot closer than the Stihls are.
Never bring a knife to a chainsaw fight.
ReplyDeleteYeah, never fuck with someone from the U.P.
ReplyDeleteFucking Strange Range. I'm from 20 miles north of there, and them fuckers are off by Yooper standards. Every coupla years someone offs someone else with an axe there.
ReplyDeleteNow that's saying something...
MN Steel
There is no other coun try in the whole fricking world where you would here of something like this. Fuck yeah 'Murica!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a couple of tweakers to me, at least the "gal"
ReplyDeleteMight be "the other Meth"...
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MN Steel
@Elmo. I have a Stihl. I'd much rather reach for my Springfield Armory 40 cal. Love the safety system on those btw.
ReplyDeleteSounds like someone was sitting at home waiting for the zombie apocalypse and got the tweaker apocalypse instead.
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