Oh, the irony!

A robber was in the process of robbing a hot dog stand in the Far South Side, Chicago, when he discharged his weapon on himself, The Chicago Tribune reports. The infamous incident was reported in November of 2017. To add a flare of poetic justice to the yarn, the hot dog stand robber shot himself in the penis, citing The Sacramento Bee.
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Yeah, I know the article's a month old. Give me a break - newsworthy articles are hard to find nowadays with the MSM running nothing but beervirus bullshit and lies.