In the latest season of "Ozark" on Netflix, Laura Linney's character says that she wants to start a charitable foundation. In response, her son says that this is "a really good way to launder money." I thought of Bill and Hillary, too.
Girl, never put the flammable liquid in something that will burn also (plastic, for example). Know how to put out a fire and have the necessary stuff to do that (I don't know, perhaps a wet blanket?) available.
Also, learn science stuff such as "oil (e.g., alcohol) floats on the top of water". This is why you don't try to put out a grease fire by throwing water on it. Who else remembers episode 1 of The Sopranos?
A smaller kitchen grease fire, use salt or the pan lid if it is handy. Never use flour or a similar powder like coffee creamer. Both will create a nice large fireball.
I have heard people report bad results using a pressurized fire extinguisher, the push of air can splatter the flaming grease.
Well......DUH......
ReplyDeleteDamned amateur, the best way to launder money is using a 'foundation'.
ReplyDeleteSigned,
Hillary.
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DeleteIn the latest season of "Ozark" on Netflix, Laura Linney's character says that she wants to start a charitable foundation. In response, her son says that this is "a really good way to launder money." I thought of Bill and Hillary, too.
Deleteplay stupid games, win stupid prizes.
ReplyDeleteGirl, never put the flammable liquid in something that will burn also (plastic, for example). Know how to put out a fire and have the necessary stuff to do that (I don't know, perhaps a wet blanket?) available.
Also, learn science stuff such as "oil (e.g., alcohol) floats on the top of water". This is why you don't try to put out a grease fire by throwing water on it. Who else remembers episode 1 of The Sopranos?
A smaller kitchen grease fire, use salt or the pan lid if it is handy. Never use flour or a similar powder like coffee creamer. Both will create a nice large fireball.
DeleteI have heard people report bad results using a pressurized fire extinguisher, the push of air can splatter the flaming grease.
"I don't even know what I'm doing here." You just can't fix stupid.
ReplyDeleteNemo
Imagine how it would turn out if she was running a meth lab.
ReplyDeletenever never mix stupid with panic.
ReplyDeleteMr Wizard is mad at you!
ReplyDeleteBegs the question, just what was she attempting to demonstrate? Dollar bill as a wick?
ReplyDeleteI don't know what she was trying to demonstrate, but I know what she ended up proving.
DeleteWell, to be fair, she *did* successfully transform a small, controllable, contained fire, into a "Holy ! Shit! The Table Is On Fire!" moment.
ReplyDeleteWell done.
(golf clap)
What was that the bitch was saying about "knowing what you're doing"??
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