That brought back memories of a 5', 90ish pound gymnast (mostly bad memories). She was super flexible and cold do things that I thought were impossible. Too bad she had bat shit crazy as her "normal" mode and could easily go into super bitch mode with the slightest of triggers.
I don't have a bath rub in my house. There's a reason for that, I don;t like sitting in my own dirt. I want to make sure all the secret spots are taken care of.
Can’t be bath night, it ain’t Saturday and the damn river is still cold.
ReplyDeleteUnless she's a contortionist she's going to have a tough time shaving her legs.
ReplyDeleteThat brought back memories of a 5', 90ish pound gymnast (mostly bad memories). She was super flexible and cold do things that I thought were impossible. Too bad she had bat shit crazy as her "normal" mode and could easily go into super bitch mode with the slightest of triggers.
ReplyDeleteI think that I dated her sister for a bit... Cute and nimble as Hell, but fruitier than ambrosia salad.
DeleteI don't have a bath rub in my house. There's a reason for that, I don;t like sitting in my own dirt. I want to make sure all the secret spots are taken care of.
ReplyDelete"Don't need no bath...took a bath last year"
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4LnorVVxfw
California girl during the water shortage?
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