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Friday, May 22, 2020

"Don't touch other people's balls"

As the country slowly reopens amid the pandemic, officials are reminding residents to maintain certain social distancing measures — like not touching other people's balls.

Tennis balls, that is.

Ahead of tennis courts reopening in parts of Long Island, New York, Nassau County Executive Laura Curran emphasized the importance of only handling your own balls. If you and another player are from another household, she explained during a press conference last week, you can touch each others' balls, but players should otherwise take every precaution to avoid coming in contact with balls of unknown origin.

"You can kick their balls, but you can't touch them," Curran said to a giggling crowd.
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-Victor

2 comments:

  1. I told my wife that mine are "up for grabs".

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  2. If you don't want to spend all day washing your hands, wash your dick real good when you get up in the morning.

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