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Friday, May 15, 2020

Fucking buzzkills

A woman was caught on camera masturbating while half-naked in a Chinese IKEA store, prompting the DIY furniture company to pledge stricter security.
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-Steve

6 comments:

  1. Buzzkills?

    "company to pledge stricter security." That means they're adding more cameras...in higher def.

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  2. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear white shirts.

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  3. The clip “severely violated socialist core values” but releasing a killer virus on the world and the resulting worldwide economic impact was not China's fault according to CCP .gov officials.

    Nemo

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  4. Sometimes you just have to rub one out.

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  5. She's pretty hot and looks like her technique is well polished. So If Id'a been there I would have politely asked: "Scuse me ma'am could you lend me a hand"?

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  6. Camera dude: I'm gonna put this camera on this table for a minute, 'cause I have something to do. It won't take long.

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