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Monday, May 18, 2020

Fucking Mondays gifdump

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  1. #3, what a f'n retard. I thought *everyone* plaed with hairspray/WD-40/bug spray and a lighter in middle school. Maybe that was just a Boy Scout thing?
    #4, Looks exactly like a student of mine from about 4 years ago... except younger. Scary. She would have done that too.

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  2. I wonder how bad that guy was burnt? #5 was supposed to duck...

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    1. He might have gotten lucky like I did when I was attempting to light a steam cleaner when I was a kid. No permanent damage, but my eyebrows were gone and for days I smelled like a calf at branding.

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    2. Same thing happened to me. First period class and I had to live with the singed hair smell all day. I never lit that steam cleaner again.

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    3. Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one again.

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  3. Humanity at its finest. These should have been put on the Voyager's gold platter. Be a warning to the aliens, "Don't visit, there be idiots here!"

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  4. Dumbasses, especially 2,3 and 4. Especially maybe 4. I hurt myself! The instructions didn't tell me not to rock the bike! Wah, wah, wah. I'll sue!

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  5. More fun stupidity to begin the week from the idiot bin. Thanks Wirecutter!

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  6. Possibly some of the stupidest humans that I have ever seen. I won't mention how glad I am that there were not phones with cameras following me around ever where when I was young. From riding my bike down a closed off road on a hill, and hitting the road closed sign at the bottom, to running into a parked car face first trying to catch a thrown baseball from my twin brother, and knocking myself out, I would have been an internet star.

    pigpen51

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  7. Wasn't number 3 in the Obama administration?
    Dano

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  8. Really sad part is those just don't surprise us watchers of human behavior.

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  9. Gee,, I wonder why they put those wire baskets over the cork... Im sure its just decoration,,

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  10. 7 Fat girl fatting. I think any citizen should be able to give an immediate beat down to anyone tearing up public works like that.

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  11. #3 That is some industrial strength stupidity there, hell's effing bells.

    I don't know if you have the game show Pointless in the US but on today's show we had a picture of an emu above the letters E_U and 45 out of 100 people didn't know the answer.

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  12. #5: Been there, done that, got the scar.

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  13. #3......never light your girlfriend's cigarette after she has been hairsprayed to death and you just filled your Zippo....related to me by a guy I knew....

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  14. I luv me some fire sprinkler actuation! That should add a nice pungent flavor to the dish...lol

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  15. #5 Bottle rocket wars!

    How is it I grew up with all my fingers and eyes?

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  16. #8 - surely she knows that licking it like that’ll make it pop....

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