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Friday, May 22, 2020

Get your Newsom panties here!

During the pandemic, several high-profile figures have become unlikely sex symbols, thanks to their valiant efforts to keep us all from dying painful, lonely deaths in the ICU and, to some degree, our rampant, isolation-induced quarantine hornies. Now, fans can wear their devotion on their pubic mounds.

L.A.-based clothing brand Canava is honoring New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, California Governor Gavin Newsom, and romance novel hero and heart-throbby disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci with a line of women’s underpants emblazoned with their names.
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10 comments:

  1. Maybe their own brand of douche would be more appropriate?

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  2. I can see many a Conservative woman wanting them for a somewhat dissimilar reason.

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  3. Excuse me, I have to go gauge my eyes out now 🤮

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  4. They need to put Cuomo and Newsom's name right where a "skidmark" could appear -- so when you take them off you'd be looking at his name with shit on it.
    How appropriate !

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    1. Actually, the Newsom version should have his name emblazoned front and back, as he's both a pussy and an asshole.

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    2. @Elmo: Bwahahahaha!
      Brilliant!

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  5. no thanks, I'm trying to keep my rage contained.

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  6. Faucci is Swahili for "Something Smells Fishy"

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  7. I have nothing. This is some nth level faggotry.

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  8. I'm telling you right now, I see my gal wearing one of those things, I'm taking them off!

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