Where bad choices make good stories
When fat girls wear g strings.
Scratch and sniff my ass (pardon the pun), she's dirillin' for oil.
Discovering a new strain of cheese. Smegma.
"Fishin' for Dingleberries" is an Olympic sport in some neighborhoods.
Going to the movies. She's pickin' her seat.
There is not enough hand sanitizer on the fuckin planet to get that paw clean
Yah, it's not the paw I'm thinkin' about, it's the next hand that touches the gas nozzle when she leaves. Lord, let it not be mine.
Okay, that convinces me to wear gloves when buying gas.
All your kneegrow followers be like ... "DAMN!, that Ho is fine, I'd fuck that!"......luis@Luis
They's enough cottage cheese in that handful to choke a horse.
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When fat girls wear g strings.
ReplyDeleteScratch and sniff my ass (pardon the pun), she's dirillin' for oil.
ReplyDeleteDiscovering a new strain of cheese. Smegma.
ReplyDelete"Fishin' for Dingleberries" is an Olympic sport in some neighborhoods.
ReplyDeleteGoing to the movies. She's pickin' her seat.
ReplyDeleteThere is not enough hand sanitizer on the fuckin planet to get that paw clean
ReplyDeleteYah, it's not the paw I'm thinkin' about, it's the next hand that touches the gas nozzle when she leaves. Lord, let it not be mine.
DeleteOkay, that convinces me to wear gloves when buying gas.
ReplyDeleteAll your kneegrow followers be like ... "DAMN!, that Ho is fine, I'd fuck that!"......
ReplyDeleteluis@Luis
They's enough cottage cheese in that handful to choke a horse.
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