Gregory - According to the Bible Eve was created from a rib removed from Adam. Theologians of long ago decided it came from the lower short ribs that aren't attached to the ribcage. That is, precisely where that kick landed.
Chunky should have just nutted up and closed on Skinny and just pummeled the dog-snot out of Mr. Long Reach.
And should have grabbed and broken off that skinny leg as soon as it started getting near. It's easy. Leg comes toward you, lean into it, wrap your arms around it letting the blow go into your torso, and then twist the lower leg away and off the upper leg. It's fun. And easy. And stops Kung-Pao Chickenshit from happening real easy. Watch real martial artists, if there's any sign of intelligence in the target, they don't kick.
That guy in the skinny jeans has been watching a lot of Chuck Norris movies.
ReplyDeleteThe guy with no shirt has been watching a lot of cartoons.
String Bean for the win! The Adam's rib shot was a nice parting gift.
ReplyDeleteWhat does 'Adams Rib shot' mean?
DeleteThe last kick, lol.
DeleteCensus - that's not what he was asking.
DeleteGregory - According to the Bible Eve was created from a rib removed from Adam. Theologians of long ago decided it came from the lower short ribs that aren't attached to the ribcage. That is, precisely where that kick landed.
Fucked around and found out
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Did some damage with that last kick to the liver.
ReplyDeleteAnd ONE to grow on, motherfucker!
ReplyDeleteChunky should have just nutted up and closed on Skinny and just pummeled the dog-snot out of Mr. Long Reach.
ReplyDeleteAnd should have grabbed and broken off that skinny leg as soon as it started getting near. It's easy. Leg comes toward you, lean into it, wrap your arms around it letting the blow go into your torso, and then twist the lower leg away and off the upper leg. It's fun. And easy. And stops Kung-Pao Chickenshit from happening real easy. Watch real martial artists, if there's any sign of intelligence in the target, they don't kick.
Gregory, the roundhouse to the floating ribs. Pity both of them have such piss-poor technique.
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