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Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Talk about having a shitty day

SACRAMENTO COUNTY (CBS13) – A suspected DUI driver found himself deep in a smelly situation near Elk Grove today.

Around 1:30 a.m. Monday morning, police received a call from a driver who said he drove his vehicle into an unknown body of water and that his vehicle was quickly filling up. The driver said he was on a dairy farm on Franklin Boulevard in south Sacramento County near the City of Elk Grove, according to a statement from South Sacramento CHP.
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-Brandon

3 comments:

  1. About the only smell I can think of that might be worse is a hog farm. Might as well just leave the vehicle there. It'll never be right again.

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  2. About 30 years back the son of a Dutch dairy farmer in Hopkins Count Texas committed suicide by tying a concrete block to his chest and lying down in a settlement pond. Drowning is reportedly the top suicide means in the Netherlands, with stepping into traffic at second place.

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    1. You don't want to drown. I did in a swimming pool. Chlorine plays hell with your lungs.

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