I'm the guy in the back. True story, when I worked at the Lincoln/ Mercury dealership in Portland, I had to go through the 8 hour sexual harassment awareness training class twice. I also got chewed on because my GF worked there part time for the state and she walked by me swinging her ass in white pants one day. I reached out and slapped it and left a big ol' greasy hand print on her ass. A customer saw that hand print later and started complaining like a motherfucker. That was why I had to go that class the second time. Yeah, it was worth it.
Being a former radio program director, I'd be interested to hear what you'all don't like about "pop country". How is it different from what your ideal would be and how do you feel about "country oldies" like going back to Robbie Milsap, Waylon & Willie, etc.
What I don't like about pop country..... the fact that all the songs by an 'artist' sound the same, wrong tempo and beat, their concerts are productions (think Garth Brooks here) instead of singing, damned few acoustical guitars, no steel guitars, etc. It's just a whole different style. What I liked about old country or nowadays outlaw country is that music was sung from the heart and way too often the singer has experienced what he/she is singing about.
15 is pretty accurate only he should be taking the TV APART AND CLEANING IT IN THE SHOWER. Just saying,.. the bike looks pretty clean,.. the inside of the TV? who knows until you take it apart,.. from what I have heard anyways,..
Didn't get many of these at all. But 10. Yep. Modern country sucks the big one big time all day long.
ReplyDeleteI'm the guy in the back.
ReplyDeleteTrue story, when I worked at the Lincoln/ Mercury dealership in Portland, I had to go through the 8 hour sexual harassment awareness training class twice.
I also got chewed on because my GF worked there part time for the state and she walked by me swinging her ass in white pants one day. I reached out and slapped it and left a big ol' greasy hand print on her ass. A customer saw that hand print later and started complaining like a motherfucker.
That was why I had to go that class the second time.
Yeah, it was worth it.
I have to admit that none of them did anything for me until I hit #15. That was about the time I choked on my spit laughing.
ReplyDelete13 haaaaaaaaaaa best
ReplyDeleteAint 10 the truth! I can barely cut on the radio anymore because of that noise. #BringbackDACoe
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Love number 14
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at most of these but I didn't get #3 at all.
ReplyDeleteBeing a former radio program director, I'd be interested to hear what you'all don't like about "pop country". How is it different from what your ideal would be and how do you feel about "country oldies" like going back to Robbie Milsap, Waylon & Willie, etc.
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't like about pop country..... the fact that all the songs by an 'artist' sound the same, wrong tempo and beat, their concerts are productions (think Garth Brooks here) instead of singing, damned few acoustical guitars, no steel guitars, etc. It's just a whole different style.
DeleteWhat I liked about old country or nowadays outlaw country is that music was sung from the heart and way too often the singer has experienced what he/she is singing about.
Well, considering you think his name was "Robbie" Milsap, I don't think we can explain this one to you.
Delete#4 is the cart escalator at a 2-story Walmart.
ReplyDeleteThe needed the sign because folks were leaving their kids in the carts.
15 is pretty accurate only he should be taking the TV APART AND CLEANING IT IN THE SHOWER. Just saying,.. the bike looks pretty clean,.. the inside of the TV? who knows until you take it apart,.. from what I have heard anyways,..
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