An Ohio woman called 911 late Saturday evening to report that her “pussy was on fire” and that she needed someone from the fire department to “put it out with their hose,” according to an arrest report.
After placing that emergency call, Katrina Morgan, 50, hung up the phone. When a police dispatcher called her back, Morgan reiterated that she required first responders to “come put her pussy out because it is on fire.”
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It looks like they got her age wrong. I'd say about 75
ReplyDeleteI think she was reporting a dumpster fire.
ReplyDeleteFire dept. to put her pussy fire out? Depending on any government run organization is a bad idea. She should have called a plumber, videoed the plunger-extinguishing action and sold it to PornHub.
ReplyDeleteWhen I covered the Cop Shop for one newspaper, a po-leece said they'd had a woman on public intoxication the night before, and "she spent the night calling for oral sex." It took me a few seconds to understand she was yelling, "Eat my pu$$y" and adding "MFs." Dispatch must have laughed the first twenty or so times, but after a while, that had to get old.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, the drunken "great" ideas that aren't.
ReplyDeleteWe're hoping to have her deported back to Indiana.
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