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Friday, May 22, 2020

WHOO-HOO! PAYDAY!!! Oh wait, they turned it in...

CAROLINE COUNTY, Va. — A Caroline County family discovered nearly $1 million in cash after running over bags filled with bills while on a Saturday afternoon drive.
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-Dave

12 comments:

  1. Personally, I would have turned it in also. I could not have slept at all and also a very valuable lesson for the children. Thou shalt not steal. Good for them.

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  2. I woulda split it down the middle 50% turn in, 50% my expenses for have the car's front end aligned.

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  3. But mommy, I don't want to learn to speak Portugese!

    Shut up, kid and smile for the nice passport control officer here in Buenas Aires.

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  4. Headlines Couple finds Millions! Turn it in to authorities who return thousands to rightful owners.

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  5. Same here. Right thing to do. Also, it belonged to the US Govt., and for all the things they screw up, they're pretty good at tracking this stuff down. You'd be looking at Federal time.

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    1. Bull Shiite! The sheriff probably kept it all calling it their' under the forfeiture laws.
      Why can't we have "Forfeiture laws"?

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  6. Good thing Pelosi wasn't around. She would have figured out a way to grab the cash before the family had a chance to say "Good morning."

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  7. Nope. My altruistic days are over because I have found that they are rarely ever reciprocated.

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  8. First dunk it in tub of soapy water to deactivate any electronic tracking device. Or pour few gallons of water into it. 2nd use knife to open side of bag. Do not open top as dye can explode. 3rd. The soapy water should disperse most of the dye. Once remove cash. Hang and dry.

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  9. Ok.....mixed feelings here....finders keepers?...."But officer, I only found one bag".....at least that's half honest....

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  10. No way that money is getting returned if I find it. I'm with unknown, disable any tracking devices and beat feet.

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