You can tell they ain't from around there

Nearly $1 million in cash was dumped on a Central California road during a police chase that ended with the arrests of two New York men who apparently planned to buy marijuana with the money, the California Highway Patrol said.

Frank Capraro, 23, and Desmond McDay, 25, both of Medford, were arrested Friday evening, the Merced Sun-Star reported.
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-Elmo

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You can tell they ain't from around there because anybody and everybody knows you don't run drugs up and down I-5 seeing as it's heavily patrolled just for that reason.
Pro tip: Use Highway 99 if you have to, but 33 is much better. Be especially careful around Los Banos though - there's a heavy CHP presence there. Keep your speed 5 mph above the speed limit and you'll be fine - any faster and you'll get pulled over for speeding and any slower you'll get pulled over for acting like the mule you are.