I know of a woman like this. She thinks that "her soul mate" will be with her someday. She met him in a tavern, had a bonk, and has been wasting the last 30 plus years chasing after him. He's married, and avoids her mostly. It does no good to tell her the facts, sad but true.
He's a gay soiboy that only diddled ya on a dare...
ReplyDeleteThat ain't Joe; that's Hunter.
ReplyDeleteProlly not coming back cuz you're a terrible kisser, you're fat, and your pussy smells, and is as big as a dumpster!
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell are the "bins" on a female????????
ReplyDeleteBased on my past experience, it probably wasn't Joe who was in charge, but Jim Beam. Jim Beam has terrible taste in women.
ReplyDeleteI know of a woman like this. She thinks that "her soul mate" will be with her someday. She met him in a tavern, had a bonk, and has been wasting the last 30 plus years chasing after him. He's married, and avoids her mostly. It does no good to tell her the facts, sad but true.
ReplyDeleteSo, you're fat and a hoe. Got it.
ReplyDeleteOh man, that's bad..
ReplyDeleteFaceBook search? Bad choice. Maybe she should try Tinder.
ReplyDeleteI have an alibi...
ReplyDeleteJoe Biden's son?
ReplyDeleteIt's not me. My name is not Joe, it's never been Joe. It's..er...Sam. Yer that's it Sam.
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