No, you can't get pregnant by your dog. Hybrid births do happen but only between animals that are genetically very similar. Horses and donkeys, certain combinations of big cats, that kind of thing.
A pair of K9 security police at Clark AB were court-martialed for destruction of government property after they paid a streetwalker to let the the dig screw her. The dog caught something (or several things) and ended up having to be put down.
That rates right up there with the old Penthouse Letters submission that told of a woman that, at the request of her husband, got all her teeth pulled so she could give him a good BJ. After the newness wore off, (I guess the honeymoon was over) he divorced the toothless bitch.
Sorry I call Bullshit ESSEX, England -- The world's biggest dog has been crowned by the Guinness Book of World Records. Freddy, a Great Dane, is almost eight feet tall and weighs more than 196 pounds. Claire Stoneman, Freddy's owner, said she didn't realize the dog would be so big.Jan 2, 2017. Almost a fot and ahlaf taller and almost 100 Pounds Lighter
Ah, the 'Scooby Doo ending'
ReplyDeleteNo, you can't get pregnant by your dog. Hybrid births do happen but only between animals that are genetically very similar. Horses and donkeys, certain combinations of big cats, that kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteThe how do you explain Rosie Odonnell ?
DeleteSkipperdaddy
Stony, are you blond?
DeleteI'm not believing any of that.
ReplyDeleteCan't be real
ReplyDeleteThe dog won't get her pregnant but, somebody needs to make sure she doesn't reproduce, ever.
ReplyDeleteIf that could happen, wouldn't Mexico be full of donkey/human hybrids?
ReplyDeleteWhats her number?
ReplyDeleteHow's the dog, did it have all it's shots after?
ReplyDeleteA pair of K9 security police at Clark AB were court-martialed for destruction of government property after they paid a streetwalker to let the the dig screw her. The dog caught something (or several things) and ended up having to be put down.
DeleteThat rates right up there with the old Penthouse Letters submission that told of a woman that, at the request of her husband, got all her teeth pulled so she could give him a good BJ.
ReplyDeleteAfter the newness wore off, (I guess the honeymoon was over) he divorced the toothless bitch.
But did she finish what she was doing to her boyfriend? Probably left him hanging...
ReplyDeleteYes you can! And your child will be his own best friend, too!
ReplyDeleteAnd able to lick his own nuts.
DeleteSMH
JD
The Great Dane wouldn't "bulge" eh? Doncha just HATE when that happens?
ReplyDeleteSorry I call Bullshit ESSEX, England -- The world's biggest dog has been crowned by the Guinness Book of World Records. Freddy, a Great Dane, is almost eight feet tall and weighs more than 196 pounds. Claire Stoneman, Freddy's owner, said she didn't realize the dog would be so big.Jan 2, 2017. Almost a fot and ahlaf taller and almost 100 Pounds Lighter
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's a really fat great dane? ;)
Deleteare we talkin canine?
ReplyDeleteor above average citizen from Denmark?
Sorry, I ain't buying this bullshit story.
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/kJ26RApuQJo
ReplyDeleteSounds more like her fantasy.
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