If you’re dumb enough to pay hundreds of dollars for a simple USB stick with just 128Mb of storage in hoping that it will protect you from the “devastating effects” of 5G, then you deserve to be scammed.
Here at OC we’ve always refrained from judging people for their actions, but we draw the line at paying for anti-5G products. Just the other day I was reading a story about some guy in Seattle making hundreds of dollars by selling anti-5G lotion to people dumb enough to believe it actually worked. It was most likely fake news thought up by some The Onion copycat, but today I woke up to this little gem – a real anti-5G product called a “5GBioShield”, which reportedly sells for a whopping $350. If you shell that kind of money to protect yourself from thin air, you really are dumb!
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What was that Barnum once said?
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I think he said "by 2020, nearly all political leaders in America will be circus clowns". Now that is prescience.
Delete" If you shell that kind of money to protect yourself from thin air, you really are dumb!"
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you can just wear your handy chinese flu surgical mask which you already own. Don't forget the tinfoil fucking hat .. it's kept you safe all these years already.
It's been going on for a while:
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If only I was a sleazebag, I could be rich...
ReplyDeleteIronically, the tin foil hat is probably the most useful item for blocking harmful radio frequencies...
ReplyDeleteYou're right. Of course it you're REALLY worried about 5G, you could make your dwelling into a faraday cage, but then you'll not be able to receive ANY transmitted frequencies!
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