A 45-year-old Englishman has sued the woman he went on a date with for refusing to inform him that she suffered from cold sores and thus knowingly infecting him with the herpes virus when he kissed her.
Martin Ashley Conway, from London, in the UK, claims he was left traumatized by the aftermath of a romantic date he went on last year. After meeting a woman who he knew as Jovanna Lovelace on dating website Meetup.com, Conway claims they went on a romantic date which also included a kiss. Only instead of being a sign of great things to come, the kiss turned out to be the beginning of a nightmare for our protagonist. Days after the couple’s night on the town, Martin started developing flu-like symptoms and mouth ulcers which made eating difficult and painful. After being referred to a hospital, the London-based fitness instructor was diagnosed with “the lifelong virus of herpes simplex virus” and prescribed medication.
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Well the name Lovelace should have been an immediate warning right there.
ReplyDeleteJovanna Lovelace? Come on dude, what'd you expect?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if she knew, that ain't right....
ReplyDeleteWhen all you have is a knife and all you see is backs... those foolish enough to act on your behalf...
ReplyDeleteIt could have been much worse - she could have given him a BJ.
ReplyDeleteBJ or a good long rimming!
DeleteHe should be breathing a sigh of relief, if that's all he got...
ReplyDeleteHopefully he didn't get a blowjob.
ReplyDeleteI have learned much in my life. I will be 60 this week. In all of this time, the most important thing I would pass down to young men graduating high school, is that they should immediately upon reaching their 18th birthday, get a vasectomy. I have 5 kids, 3 biological and 2 adopted, and I love them all to pieces. For other young men though, having no chance to have kids, will let their choices in life be much different.
ReplyDeleteA second piece of advice, if they are willing to take it, is to never sleep with a woman without paying for it. That's right, only screw prostitutes. The reason should be obvious. A prostitute is honest, and upfront. She will tell you upfront, this will cost you so much, and the price is set, agreed upon, and doesn't change.
Meet some hot young thing in a bar, hit it off,and take her home, start a relationship, all the sex you want, for free,and before you know it, bam you are married. Now, the sex for free part disappears. Sure you will still get sex, but you don't lose half of your money, you lose it all. Of course, if she divorces you, then you only lose half of it. In my case, for 17 and a half years. Work overtime so you can live, and the friend of the court takes part of that money as well. Get sick, and you can't pay for a month, no problem, they will just wait and take it back when you get back to work,as arrears.
I think you see my point. 17.5 years, 150,000$, just in principle. I am happy now, I have the best wife that anyone could ever hope for, I am not in debt, and have money at the end of the month. If I wanted to buy something, I could. I just don't because I try to live wisely. And like I said,I love my kids, and would not change a thing about them. Starting out as a young person, though, I would perhaps have made different choices. Or not, I was a stupid kid back then.
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The article doesn't say where he kissed her...
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