#7. He can be thankful he didn't go in headfirst. A friend of my brother did a year in Vietnam as a USMC grunt, came home, and at a family get together dived headfirst into a pond and hit a tee stump. Doctors told him he would never walk again, but he did.
#3 welcome to the first episode of bowling with boxers. The object of the game is to stay on your feet in the square while a pack of rampaging boxers engage in a spirited game of fetch, #6 how to remove yourself from the gene-pool in one easy lesson.
There seems to be a recurring theme here of semi automatic scooters with riders who can't control them. The things are supposed to be idiot proof. As is always the case, along comes a new improved idiot.
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ReplyDeleteHey, Charlie...
Yeah, boss?
Tell me - what is it that ain't quite earth, and ain't quite water?
(Together) Quicksand!!!!
Siberia or the Northwest Territories.
DeleteOoops- meant #9
ReplyDelete#7. He can be thankful he didn't go in headfirst. A friend of my brother did a year in Vietnam as a USMC grunt, came home, and at a family get together dived headfirst into a pond and hit a tee stump. Doctors told him he would never walk again, but he did.
ReplyDeleteJudging from the head whip, dude is gonna feel that for the rest of his life.
DeleteThat's just what happened to Charles Krauthammer.
Delete#6 Man-bun's gonna need an ice pack...
ReplyDeleteCould have been worse. Coulda gotten stuck on it.
Delete#3 welcome to the first episode of bowling with boxers. The object of the game is to stay on your feet in the square while a pack of rampaging boxers engage in a spirited game of fetch, #6 how to remove yourself from the gene-pool in one easy lesson.
ReplyDelete#4- Is that an option for death row inmates in AZ? Death by G-Force.
ReplyDelete#2 - clever girl - marry her quick !!
ReplyDelete#10: Been there, done that. Dealing with drunks making requests used to be the worst part of being a "DeeJay".
ReplyDeleteThe big puppies. .. . wonderful stuff. . . .human? Where?
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be a recurring theme here of semi automatic scooters with riders who can't control them. The things are supposed to be idiot proof. As is always the case, along comes a new improved idiot.
ReplyDeleteThey can be made foolproof but not damnfoolproof.
Delete#1.
ReplyDeleteDemocrats - They never thought she would lose.
#4 been there, no fun at all. I still get the shits thinking about it. Seeing it takes me to another level. I need a drink....
ReplyDelete#4, I hope that's a recovery and not a rescue...
ReplyDelete#9 - My nephew did that with the Cat payloader last week. I'm going to start calling him Cat-man Nemo. He probably won't get it.....
ReplyDeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
#4 - cue Tommy Roe
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