1. Probably was gonna go get a Big Mac and everyone wanted him to pick up for them too. I always hated that shit, my lunch and I don't want to have to fuck around with anyone elses meal especially when they would always want theirs fixed special, just fuck that. 2. Is that honey? I would be pissed. He needs to put a valve on that. 3. Everyone off. 4. Even with out a formal education, I think most people can grasp the basics of simple things like mass and incline planes and shit, you know, just instinct. 5. I avoid dentists myself, I have unshakeable faith that things will patch up on their own.
The first one tells a lot. Multiply that by about 20 million and you see why this country is going to hell. (Show my work? Sure: 328M x 12.4% = 40.7 million; then assume about half of any population are assholes.)
So bro was clumsy and dropped his junk food. The lids kept the drinks in. Most of the food was in wrappers or stayed in the bag. So pick up your crap, go inside and chow down.
Does he do that? Of course not. Throws a drink, making a mess. Then kicks the food off the porch, making another mess, not to mention an eyesore for passersby. This is what you get with poor impulse control and lack of self discipline. (Not even going to get into the issue of basic stupidity here.) And this is why society is turning to shit. Because this kind of person is held up as an example for the rest of us by the people who create our popular culture (not to mention their pernicious effects on academia and the law).
#3 I was doing some contractor work at the satellite farm at Camp Pendleton which backs up to the beach. A pair of Zodiacs were quickly approaching the beach. One cut power right before they made contact and the other maintained power where it did what happened in #3. Three of them had to be hauled off to the hospital.
I've seen #3 actually happen on Lake Hartwell. Three guys were in a boat and ran wide open onto the bank. All three went flying out of the boat and one of them was laying in the weeds yelling "Help! I can't swim." I think alcohol was involved.
In #7 I was hopping the woman would rip the head off that POS monkey, it looks like the opposite happened #10 looks better than three monkeys trying to fuck a football
And the winner is...
ReplyDeleteDental chair guy.
#1: Trump's fault.
ReplyDeletehe probably just stole it from someone
Delete#7....welcome to CHAZ
Delete#3 - SEAL Team Splits
ReplyDeleteHey, we're just like the SEAL Team!
DeleteMaybe not.
Pantifa Special Boat Squadron
Delete#3 - female drivers
ReplyDelete#3- antifa seal team 2 3/4
ReplyDeleteAnother outstanding collection, Wirecutter!
ReplyDelete1. Probably was gonna go get a Big Mac and everyone wanted him to pick up for them too. I always hated that shit, my lunch and I don't want to have to fuck around with anyone elses meal especially when they would always want theirs fixed special, just fuck that.
ReplyDelete2. Is that honey? I would be pissed. He needs to put a valve on that.
3. Everyone off.
4. Even with out a formal education, I think most people can grasp the basics of simple things like mass and incline planes and shit, you know, just instinct.
5. I avoid dentists myself, I have unshakeable faith that things will patch up on their own.
The first one tells a lot. Multiply that by about 20 million and you see why this country is going to hell. (Show my work? Sure: 328M x 12.4% = 40.7 million; then assume about half of any population are assholes.)
ReplyDeleteSo bro was clumsy and dropped his junk food. The lids kept the drinks in. Most of the food was in wrappers or stayed in the bag. So pick up your crap, go inside and chow down.
Does he do that? Of course not. Throws a drink, making a mess. Then kicks the food off the porch, making another mess, not to mention an eyesore for passersby. This is what you get with poor impulse control and lack of self discipline. (Not even going to get into the issue of basic stupidity here.) And this is why society is turning to shit. Because this kind of person is held up as an example for the rest of us by the people who create our popular culture (not to mention their pernicious effects on academia and the law).
#3 Antifa SEALS hit the beach.
ReplyDelete#3 I was doing some contractor work at the satellite farm at Camp Pendleton which backs up to the beach. A pair of Zodiacs were quickly approaching the beach. One cut power right before they made contact and the other maintained power where it did what happened in #3. Three of them had to be hauled off to the hospital.
ReplyDelete#9?
ReplyDelete#6 - But they keep telling us women are as strong as men.
ReplyDeleteI've seen #3 actually happen on Lake Hartwell. Three guys were in a boat and ran wide open onto the bank. All three went flying out of the boat and one of them was laying in the weeds yelling "Help! I can't swim." I think alcohol was involved.
ReplyDelete#3, six stooges Seal Team?
ReplyDelete#1 That's pretty funny. Someone has some issues they need to deal with.
ReplyDelete#7 That has to be a setup. Pussy
joe
#2: looks like a honey spinner, please clean your equipment better. :(
ReplyDelete#5: horse needle.
-arc
#6. One of 325,438,431,980,366 things that women can't do that 12 year old boys can. Equal my ass.
ReplyDelete#7: Yet again proof that no matter what she looks like, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit.
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#10: At least the horse appears to be having a good time.
ReplyDeleteIn #7 I was hopping the woman would rip the head off that POS monkey, it looks like the opposite happened
ReplyDelete#10 looks better than three monkeys trying to fuck a football