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Monday, June 29, 2020

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  1. #5 - this is why you should enroll your son in T-Ball when he’s a kid. People get hurt when wussy boys learn the basics at his age

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    1. am I wrong or is it that an ax broke in midswing?...in which case, not much you can do about it. I feel bad for the girl...that's gonna leave a mark.

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  2. #4- Hello, Dolly!
    Mr. Truck Driver needs to look in his mirrors occasionally. He's lucky his lack of attention and inability to tie a load down properly didn't kill a few people.

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    1. I don't care how well you tie down a load...when your trucks hit the end of a concrete jersey barrier at speed, the trucks are going to stop-right-there, load or no load.

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  3. #4: Ironically, the truck hauling a bridge span caught its rear gang on a bridge abutment.

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  4. #6 - Almost been there. On a boat up the gulf, holding the rod when the bait got snatched by a bloody great Ray. I had to let go as it was about to haul me out of the boat. The damned expensive rod and reel took off for the horizon and I never saw them again. Quite shallow water as well and I wasn't expecting something the size of a small plane - fully camoed as well which is I why I didn't spot it despite the gin clear water.

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    1. Read an article in a fishing mag recently about a guy that snagged a rod and reel at the mouth of the Cowlitz River in Washington and after a cleaning, returned it to the owner who had lost it two yrs earlier.

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    2. My favorite spot for steelhead. Buddy and I are fishing there one day and I toss the anchor out...the clevis pin had backed off and the anchor line did not follow the anchor. Six feet of water and we could not find the damn anchor. Had to use the emergency anchor, a differential ring gear from a BIG truck. That mother weighed about 75 pounds.

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  5. #5 Wimp girly-boy unleashes bat on bigger, pregnant female in a gender-reveal stunt. Oh I'm SURE that marriage or coupling or whatever it is will last forever.

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  6. Not sure how they control those dollies, (fire trucks have a second wheel man at the back) but it was good 2 feet out of the lane and drifting, at a critical location, then the dolly hit the end of the row of Jersey barriers solidly.

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    1. That one appears to be just a dolly. Some of them have a driver in a small offset cab with a steerable axle.

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    2. That beam slipped slightly sideways on the bolster it was tied to, allowing the dolly to not track in line with the tractor pulling it. You can see before the crash how the trailer is tracking at least four feet to the right of the truck. No Bueno when you've got a jersey wall set up on the fog line of a 12' lane.

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    3. Something I would expect to see in Russia !

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  7. #10: Sometimes you eat the pussy and sometimes the pussy eats you.

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  8. #2 Remember when we'd get an ouchie and someone would kiss it to make it feel better?

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  9. #5 looks like he was swingin' an axe and the head flew off and hit the lady in the head! Sure hope she wasn't injured too badly!

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  10. #10....
    Why would anyone have the feet of a cat (which walks through its litter box several times a day) anywhere near their mouth? I that her kissing the cat foot *was* the "fucking Monday" part.
    -Just A Chemist

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  11. #2 Her: Now that was a thrill.

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