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Monday, June 22, 2020

"Please pass the La'Dontashaya syrup"

Quaker Oats, the parent company of Aunt Jemima pancake mix and syrup, says it will completely rebrand the line — including changing the name and logo — saying the current brand is based on a "racial stereotype."
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-William

17 comments:

  1. I think they should call it Rachel Corrie syrup.
    With a picture post-Catterpillar.

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  2. That shit is just colored, artificially flavored corn syrup. Real pancake syrup comes from maple trees. Anything else just sucks.

    #fakesyrup

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    1. Amen, brother. But if I was going to buy a sugary corn syrup, I'd want to know that a fictitious, obese black woman who is apparently a sibling of my parents endorsed the product.

      Then again, if you are offended by a corporately manufactured corn syrup, you are the problem.

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  3. I don't know why this shit always reminds me of Ray Bradbury's A Sound of Thunder.

    TYME SEFARI INC.
    SEFARIS TU ANY YEER EN THE PAST.
    YU NAIM THE ANIMALL.
    WEE TAEK YU THAIR.
    YU SHOOT ITT

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    1. Oh, man, it's been decades since I read that story! Thanks for the memory, Census! :)

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  4. George Floyd. Agreed. Yes. THE stereotype, a long criminal record high on meth.

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  5. They, howling SJW, BLM, Karen and the cunts (short for Can't Understand Normal Thinking) will be back with more demands. They WILL find new things to be offended, racist and sexist. No matter what a corporation does to curry favor, it will never be enough.

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    1. @Badger ...

      Eskimo Pie is also about to be rebranded, because calling indigenous peoples of the northern latitudes "Eskimo" is somehow "bad"

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  6. So, lemme get this straight, like I give a care anyway. I'm just laughing at the whole damn clown show now. The SlaverySyrup is total shit to being with, and the type1 diabetes pretty much counts out pancakes, even dry. But I want to give it a try:
    The orginal Aunt J (which was gone as of 1989) was based on an racial stereotype. Which *was a true stereotype* was found to be "offensive" to ... somebody [that was white?]. So they re-brand it to honor black folks.
    OK. Totally stupid, but ok.
    But now, we honor a black person by removing the image of a successful black person (new Aunt J can afford pearls) from a bottle of gawddamn brown high-fructose corn syrup?
    -Just A Chemist

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    1. In other words, what you are saying is they don't give a fuck about what is INSIDE the bottle, just the label on the OUTSIDE.

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    2. from wikipedia, "Bakers Square's parent company acquired Sambo's in California in October 1984. Many Sambo's locations were converted to Bakers Square restaurants and the ones that weren't were sold to other chains, including Denny's...Battistone's grandson, restaurateur Chad Stevens, owns the only remaining restaurant in Santa Barbara. In late May 2020...a petition drive asked the owner to change the name of Sambo's. Shortly after, Stevens declared his intention to change the name of the establishment.

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  7. All they really needed to do was update the logos, making Uncle Ben into a rapper named Lil' Ben and Aunt Jemima could be Big Mamma (or Baby Mamma). If they just have all of the Black logos removed then all that would be left are White logos like Betty Crocker and the Quaker oats guy.

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  8. I pine for the days of lil black Sambo.

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    1. I used to eat at the Sambo's in Panama City, Fl. Didn't all the Sambo's become Denny's?

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  9. Once they have removed all the black people from every logo in the world, the woke gang will be squealing about the lack of diversity.

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  10. I think we get rid of watermelons too.

    joe

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  11. All part of erasing the history of the USA. A play right out of the communist playbook with the end goal of subverting and eliminating the current power structure while installing a different "more people centered" centrally planed .gov and economy. Welcome to the USSA comrade where we pretend to work and the government pretends to pay us.

    Usually, the conquering army destroys a country's cultural monuments and customs after they've conquered a country in order to subjugate the conquered population. They're doing it out of order now because they've been allowed to by the existing power structure which should tell you something about what really going on here.

    Nemo

    Nemo

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