I want one of those with a remote control that I can put on my millenial kids and zap the fuck out of them every time the word "like" falls out of their pieholes, as it does, like, four or five times in every, like, sentence. Like.
Eh. Working fast food is shitty enough without customers being weirdos.
Do what weird shit you want, but remember that doors close for a reason. It's bad manners to subject random people to your weird-ass kinks. Finally, you're not as "edgy" as you think. If you were hardcore, the device would be some place other than your NECK.
The babe in that first one loved it. If someone spilled a drink like that in my truck, I'd be fucking pissed.
There's a great scene in a football novel, North Dallas Forty, where the guy has just spent his bonus getting his Bronco's interior totally tricked out. So he drives over to a team mate's home to show him bringing along his disobedient dog, wearing what he believes is a non working shock collar. He goes and takes the controller and hoping his friend can fix it.
Well they spend 10 minutes or so fiddling with it, cranking it up, off, up... Dude comes out to his Bronco and the it's a fucking disaster.
I had a weird friend that got a hold of a cattle prod...man that thing gave you a hefty jolt.
Shocking!
ReplyDeleteI'll bet that first one is a truly kinky bitch in the sack.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Little Miss Drive-Thru is Bobcat Goldthwait's kid.
DeleteBut the crazy is very alive in her.
DeleteNo shit. She seemed to be enjoying it.
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Gross.... Just go drag a dollar bill through a trailer park.... I'm sure your find plenty just like her......
DeleteShe's laughing hard because she knows he's next.
DeleteJesus, those were fucking HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteI liked that so much I had to watch it a few times.
ReplyDeleteI want one of those with a remote control that I can put on my millenial kids and zap the fuck out of them every time the word "like" falls out of their pieholes, as it does, like, four or five times in every, like, sentence. Like.
ReplyDeleteI laughed. Not proud to admit it...but I laughed.
ReplyDeleteThese people are just not right in the head.
ReplyDeleteEh. Working fast food is shitty enough without customers being weirdos.
ReplyDeleteDo what weird shit you want, but remember that doors close for a reason. It's bad manners to subject random people to your weird-ass kinks. Finally, you're not as "edgy" as you think. If you were hardcore, the device would be some place other than your NECK.
That was very funny and the 2nd one has a nice pair of tits!!!!!! Grayman
ReplyDeleteReminds me of this couple from years back
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpyuH8y7IUY
I laughed so hard I cried. I saw this one last week. Now again.. Still can't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteThe babe in that first one loved it. If someone spilled a drink like that in my truck, I'd be fucking pissed.
ReplyDeleteThere's a great scene in a football novel, North Dallas Forty, where the guy has just spent his bonus getting his Bronco's interior totally tricked out. So he drives over to a team mate's home to show him bringing along his disobedient dog, wearing what he believes is a non working shock collar. He goes and takes the controller and hoping his friend can fix it.
Well they spend 10 minutes or so fiddling with it, cranking it up, off, up... Dude comes out to his Bronco and the it's a fucking disaster.
I had a weird friend that got a hold of a cattle prod...man that thing gave you a hefty jolt.
I have a lot of kinks but this isn't one of them.
ReplyDeleteoff note: Everyone should try a shock collar on themselves before using it on their dog.
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