#14 We had a shift supervisor change at the regional prison I worked at. The shift decided to get the new guy the biggest Dildo they could find.So one one officers asked his wife to go get one at the local sex shop. So she did. She then went to the grocery store and picked up a bottle of wine and the clerk from the sex shop was behind her in line and asked if she was having a party that night.
#14 We had a shift supervisor change at the regional prison I worked at. The shift decided to get the new guy the biggest Dildo they could find.So one one officers asked his wife to go get one at the local sex shop. So she did. She then went to the grocery store and picked up a bottle of wine and the clerk from the sex shop was behind her in line and asked if she was having a party that night.
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ReplyDelete#14 shoulda had some lube.
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