#2 Exactly. And every damn boring piece is identically the same. I can put the sauce on faster too. It's a taster pie when some parts have thinner sauce than others. Okay - so I was in the biz a while - ours was the best!
#7 is a sand star, Luidia foliolata (don't ask me how I know). #1, The summit tower on Three Fingered Jack, in the Oregon cascade range, wobbles a bit like that, but that chunk is about 20 feet wide, and about 40 feet tall. It's petty creepy being there. But then again, being on the summit of Mt. Washington, with an electrical storm coming was very creepy too. Both of those peaks and others I've been on top of, Mt. Thielson in particular, have been hit by by lightning so much that the basalt has turned to glass.
#1: Nope, nope, nopity nope. I'd be the sumbitch that chips the last micro-inch that keeps it from rolling past the Point of No-Return, and then everyone would be pissed at me.
#3 - Takes too long to sauce the pie. In the middle of a Friday night rush when you're turning hundred-pie and more hours you don't have that much time for it to be done. I haven't worked in the business in seven years and I know I could still sauce five pies while that thing does one.
1. Wanna be Darwin Award Candidate. Yikes!
ReplyDelete7. Wanna face hug?
#10
ReplyDeleteI can't tell if that's staged or an example of really shit technique.
He's swinging the club right at the tree.
#2 Rocket valley in Korea, fun times.
ReplyDeleteI like number four.
ReplyDeleteCats got serious moves!
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#1- Aw Hell No
ReplyDelete#8 makes that Super Blackhawk look pretty darn good.
#1 there is just 11 kinds of stupid...Good luck with that, fool
ReplyDelete#2 If I wanted a pizza machine made, I'd buy a frozen one at the market.
#2 Exactly. And every damn boring piece is identically the same. I can put the sauce on faster too. It's a taster pie when some parts have thinner sauce than others. Okay - so I was in the biz a while - ours was the best!
Delete# 7: To Quote George Carlin, "STEP ON THAT FUCK! ...Before it gets to the children..."
ReplyDelete#3, Heresy. Fucking cardboard "pizza". SMH....
ReplyDeletePhalanx. A quick fart usually does it.
ReplyDelete#6. Is just showing off. New barrels please.
#7 is a sand star, Luidia foliolata (don't ask me how I know). #1, The summit tower on Three Fingered Jack, in the Oregon cascade range, wobbles a bit like that, but that chunk is about 20 feet wide, and about 40 feet tall. It's petty creepy being there. But then again, being on the summit of Mt. Washington, with an electrical storm coming was very creepy too. Both of those peaks and others I've been on top of, Mt. Thielson in particular, have been hit by by lightning so much that the basalt has turned to glass.
ReplyDelete#1: Nope, nope, nopity nope. I'd be the sumbitch that chips the last micro-inch that keeps it from rolling past the Point of No-Return, and then everyone would be pissed at me.
Deleteoops, #7.
ReplyDelete#1, nope nope nope...
ReplyDelete#3 - Takes too long to sauce the pie. In the middle of a Friday night rush when you're turning hundred-pie and more hours you don't have that much time for it to be done. I haven't worked in the business in seven years and I know I could still sauce five pies while that thing does one.
ReplyDelete#6 The LATEST thing in crowd control
ReplyDelete#10: "I wondered what that white thing, growing larger and larger, was. And then it hit me!"
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