I can do this. When I was dating, I use to order a her a drink with a cherry in it. (they always come with a stem in a bar) I would tie it in a knot with my tongue and watch their reaction... Some were very impressed. My wife, not so much!
#9- High Energy Dog for a High Energy Human. Good luck!
#10- Been there, done that. Except my ride was a loaded log truck sliding backwards on ice. I didn't have time to pucker as I was too busy trying to keep it from sliding into the canyon below.
I wonder if it wasn't intentional. When we did power slides, moving the wheel to center as you go around would extend the circle just right. He centers up.... hmmmmmmm......
I like the trellis or wind screen they have made from tires. For an added touch they should have a row of used batteries bordering the patio for some real class.
#2 I can do that... I use to impress dates when I was younger... Order them a drink with a cherry... In bars they always come with a stem... tie it in a knot and see the look on there face... some were intrigued.. My wife not so much!
@Anonymous: I have seen Chinese people do the taste tests on cruise ships oin the buffet. It's no wonder why diseases start in China. It cured me from eating at buffets.
*6 I would have punched that guy in the back of the head, then took his wallet and used what money he had in it to pay for the entire amount of soup...And then I would have punched him once or twice more just for good measure.
That was from a news story some months ago about the homeless situation in Seattle or Portland, I can’t remember which. But that guy is homeless and because the city government stopped cracking down on homeless shoplifting and stuff they were going into grocery stores and just grazing on the food.
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ReplyDelete#2: I'm thinking about what other tricks she can perform with that tongue.
DeleteShe to a stem off of something and tied a knot with her tongue.
DeleteWhat? You want her phone #?
DeleteTied a knot with a cherry stem.
DeleteShe tied a Cherry stem in a knot with teeth & tongue - very talented...
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I can do this. When I was dating, I use to order a her a drink with a cherry in it. (they always come with a stem in a bar) I would tie it in a knot with my tongue and watch their reaction... Some were very impressed. My wife, not so much!
DeleteNumber5: that's OK, she must be 'protesting' something.
ReplyDeleteCan't lie, I was hoping the twit with the Hitlery sticker on her lapel was gonna biff it doing that kick flip.
ReplyDelete#9- High Energy Dog for a High Energy Human. Good luck!
ReplyDelete#10- Been there, done that. Except my ride was a loaded log truck sliding backwards on ice. I didn't have time to pucker as I was too busy trying to keep it from sliding into the canyon below.
Been there before. THREW the bitch in reverse and stomped it. It stop shortly.
ReplyDelete#3 has had WAY to much time on her hands.
ReplyDelete#3 has had WAY to much time on her hands. #6 needs the shit slapped outa his ignorant ass. # 10 was the reverse one.
ReplyDelete#3, It was very nice of her to wear a sign warning men to stay away...
ReplyDelete# 10 Physics are physics. Even with the big stuff, steer into the skid, as shown.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it wasn't intentional. When we did power slides, moving the wheel to center as you go around would extend the circle just right. He centers up.... hmmmmmmm......
Delete#4 -- Training to outrun BLM protest?
ReplyDeleteI like the trellis or wind screen they have made from tires. For an added touch they should have a row of used batteries bordering the patio for some real class.
Delete#2 I can do that... I use to impress dates when I was younger... Order them a drink with a cherry... In bars they always come with a stem... tie it in a knot and see the look on there face... some were intrigued.. My wife not so much!
ReplyDelete#6 - "And I just tested positive for COVID too - Fuck the World !!"
ReplyDelete#6 is the reason I never eat at a buffet and tell others not to either. Unless they have servers
Delete@Anonymous: I have seen Chinese people do the taste tests on cruise ships oin the buffet. It's no wonder why diseases start in China. It cured me from eating at buffets.
Delete*6 I would have punched that guy in the back of the head, then took his wallet and used what money he had in it to pay for the entire amount of soup...And then I would have punched him once or twice more just for good measure.
ReplyDeleteThat was from a news story some months ago about the homeless situation in Seattle or Portland, I can’t remember which. But that guy is homeless and because the city government stopped cracking down on homeless shoplifting and stuff they were going into grocery stores and just grazing on the food.
Delete6) Is why I haven't eaten at a Buffet in over thirty years.
ReplyDelete#2 better not try that around NASCAR. Just saying.
ReplyDelete#1 ought to get a pig to gnaw off some belly fat too.
ReplyDelete#5 & #6 are the reason we can't have nice things.
ReplyDeleteThey both need to have the shit slapped out of them.
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