An Indian man who went to hospital with abdominal pain had inserted a mobile phone charger cable into his penis, a doctor who treated him told CNN on Monday.
The man visited a hospital in northeastern India last month, claiming he had ingested some earphones, said Dr. Walliul Islam, a general surgeon at the hospital.
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So how does he charge his phone?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he inserts it in his ....oh never mind ☺
Was it micro-usb, usb 3.1 c, or.....legacy Sony Ericsson?
ReplyDeleteThe doc said "and the psychiatrist can treat him from here on." Treat? Nah. Ain't no hope for the dude.
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ReplyDeleteOld school with the little screws on either side to secure it down.
Funny to read and comment on, but seriously? Doctors reporting this kind of thing to CNN ???
ReplyDeleteW.T.F.? Be careful folks, unless you want the world to know about your habit of...
Yank that thing out like you're starting a chain saw
ReplyDeleteWhen the man first went to the hospital in northeastern India last month, he was prescribed a laxative [...] Five days later, he returned, saying the device was still inside him. “We then conducted an endoscopy but still couldn’t find anything. As the patient complained of severe pain, we decided to perform surgery [...] It was at that point that an x-ray revealed the man to have a two-foot-long charging cable in his bladder.
ReplyDeleteThis is either a bullshit story, or these doctors are idiots. Endoscopy and then surgery BEFORE a plain-film xray?
But (butt?) stuff like this happens regularly. Here is the first page (rest is behind a paywall) of a case report of a Chinese guy who put a live eel up his own ass. It did not end well. For him (colostomy bag) or the eel (dead; possibly later eaten)
https://www.deepdyve.com/lp/elsevier/traumatic-rectal-perforation-by-an-eel-KXssJ5d0wW
Go to pubmed.gov and search on "rectal foreign body" if you are interested in what weird shit people show up at ER with up their asses. Things in the bladder are less common, though I once read a case report of a girl who had stuck hairpins up her urethra over a period of years. They calcified and formed this huge "rock ball" like the kidney stone from hell. Story was reported in the Saudi Medical Journal.
CNN? Must be true.
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