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Monday, June 22, 2020

What the fuck......


Just give me my damned food on a regular plate. And make it identifiable while you're at it. I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at here.

24 comments:

  1. It's Haughty Cuisine!

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  2. https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/kcs-rib-shack-manchester?select=Jd9IhHmoB5lDlhppzk-oyA

    KC's rib shack in manchester,NH has what they call a "feed bag shovel" with some damn good barbecue on it.

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  3. Dunno Kenny,

    I'm no culinary expert but I know shit on a shovel when I see it.

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  4. Well now, isn't that considerate of them to supply a shovel so you can dig a cat hole to shit out that crap that is on the shovel?

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  5. Bacon and cheese omlette with spinach salad and ranch dressing. Served on a shovel.

    Somehow I think the menu probably described it differently.

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  6. Let me interpret the shovel. Thats old shoe with 3 month out of fridge mayo emulsion topped with turkey bacon. With a side of covid spinach, radish, ranch dressing with something orange partially hiding. Damn rednecks got no culture!
    R

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  7. Looks like it might be a manly meal for the boy-boys with their manly lumber jack hair cuts and beards wearing their plaid flannel shirts.

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    1. Bingo. You win the award. Meals like this making manly wannabe's feel manly. They also have glass jaws and safe spaces just in case you're wondering.

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  8. Arugula salad with radishes, croutons, and ranch, and what seems to be a rolled-up newspaper smeared with cheese sauce and dried leaves.
    ...
    I got nothin'.

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  9. Toss that on the compost
    Skipperdaddy

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  10. Could be worse. I'd have shot #6.
    https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-food-serving/?media_id=1268714&utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

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  11. Why that's a sea kale salad with seagull shit dressing, and my old chewy shoe the dog couldn't stomach.
    -tallowpot

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  12. That appears to be a deep fried slab of fake-meat soy substance drenched in cheese sauce so it has at least some flavor.
    And a salad.
    CC

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    1. With floor sweepings scattered on top

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  13. Google is your friend.
    "Breakfast On A Shovel (Eggs Benedict, Hollandaise, Spinach And Some Sort Of Waffle)"

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  14. Lemme help break this down for ya WC...

    On the left side of the used pooper-scooper you have a vegan favorite base of raw spinach with sliced radish and a dollop of mashed sweet tater topped with a creamy sodomy sauce.
    On the right side of the shit shovel you have a blue waffle base that has gone untreated for years and has now turned black and rancid topped with Pelosi's creamy yellow yeast infection sauce and lightly sprinkled with shit nuggets from soy boy's anal cavity.

    This...this is what CHAZ faggots are asking to send for food...send it!!!

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  15. Only hipsters would saw the handle off of a perfectly good tool.

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  16. Put enough gravy on it, and I'll eat it..as long as it isn't liver.

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  17. The Soy Boy macho man Special?????????? If I saw that on somebody's table I would make a U turn and get the hell out of there.

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  18. Dog shit and leftist lettuce. Gag me with a back hoe.

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  19. the woman in the background appears to be having a "Blue Moon" for breakfast (has orange peel in it, so it's a great breakfast beer)
    As for what's on the shovel... I wouldn't eat it with your mouth, as they say...

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