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They forgot the first two rules of playing with fire:Rule 1: Don't you WILL get burnedRule 2: Stop, Drop and RollSteve
I love seeing stupid people get hurt.
Amen
#1 would have been fine but his purse threw off his balance. hehehehe
Damn you beat me to it
No, you can't get a bird for Christmas. It will peck your eye out.
I shouldn’t laugh at the misfortunes of others, but damn that’s funny.😁
Everybody KNOWSStopDropand RollBut until YOUVE needed to, you have no idea how hard that is.. And who wants to practice That?
#10: And I heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight, "F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k!"
Thanks, Kenny. I needed a laugh this morning, and this was several good ones!
Clark - 'What's that smell?"Eddy - "fried pussy"
I could watch the guy on treadmill for a couple hours.8.. Honey, you gotta pull your pants off to get the fire out.
#10 he forgot to stop drop and roll
#5,8,10 getting pecked in the face and lit on fire always make me laugh
"People give you a lot of respect when you on fire." Richard Prior, 6 June 1980. regards, Alemaster
Remember the joke about him that used a bouncing lit match as a prop? Good times.H
#4, anyone know what each of those disks weigh!#6, that Segway beat the shoes off him!#10, watching that guys burning foot run off into the dark was funny....
Looks like standard 45 lb. plates, plus 45 for the bar.
#6 Look on the bright side, at least you'll never have a woman in your life who will treat you badly.
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They forgot the first two rules of playing with fire:
ReplyDeleteRule 1: Don't you WILL get burned
Rule 2: Stop, Drop and Roll
Steve
I love seeing stupid people get hurt.
ReplyDeleteAmen
Delete#1 would have been fine but his purse threw off his balance. hehehehe
ReplyDeleteDamn you beat me to it
DeleteNo, you can't get a bird for Christmas. It will peck your eye out.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn’t laugh at the misfortunes of others, but damn that’s funny.😁
ReplyDeleteEverybody KNOWS
ReplyDeleteStop
Drop
and
Roll
But until YOUVE needed to, you have no idea how hard that is..
And who wants to practice That?
#10: And I heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight, "F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k! F**k!"
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kenny. I needed a laugh this morning, and this was several good ones!
ReplyDeleteClark - 'What's that smell?"
ReplyDeleteEddy - "fried pussy"
I could watch the guy on treadmill for a couple hours.
ReplyDelete8.. Honey, you gotta pull your pants off to get the fire out.
#10 he forgot to stop drop and roll
ReplyDelete#5,8,10 getting pecked in the face and lit on fire always make me laugh
ReplyDelete"People give you a lot of respect when you on fire." Richard Prior, 6 June 1980. regards, Alemaster
ReplyDeleteRemember the joke about him that used a bouncing lit match as a prop? Good times.
DeleteH
#4, anyone know what each of those disks weigh!
ReplyDelete#6, that Segway beat the shoes off him!
#10, watching that guys burning foot run off into the dark was funny....
Looks like standard 45 lb. plates, plus 45 for the bar.
Delete#6 Look on the bright side, at least you'll never have a woman in your life who will treat you badly.
ReplyDelete