Good Morning, Sunshine!

So for the past week, something has been coming up on my back porch at night and shitting on it - either a great big fucking RACcoon or a small coyote judging by the size of the droppings and the hair in it - so I put out a game cam the past couple nights trying to find out what it is.
No luck at all, the only picture I got was me and Legal Lucy coming to get the game cam after my morning coffee.
Fuck, other than the white in my hair and beard, my looks haven't changed much in the past 30 years.