No luck at all, the only picture I got was me and Legal Lucy coming to get the game cam after my morning coffee.
Fuck, other than the white in my hair and beard, my looks haven't changed much in the past 30 years.
Wednesday, July 22, 2020
Good Morning, Sunshine!
So for the past week, something has been coming up on my back porch at night and shitting on it - either a great big fucking RACcoon or a small coyote judging by the size of the droppings and the hair in it - so I put out a game cam the past couple nights trying to find out what it is.
No luck at all, the only picture I got was me and Legal Lucy coming to get the game cam after my morning coffee.
Fuck, other than the white in my hair and beard, my looks haven't changed much in the past 30 years.
No luck at all, the only picture I got was me and Legal Lucy coming to get the game cam after my morning coffee.
Fuck, other than the white in my hair and beard, my looks haven't changed much in the past 30 years.
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"Looks haven't changed much"...
ReplyDeleteYeah, but you're only 61. Get ready, Buddy. It's all downhill from there.
Damn start lifting some weights, you need to put on some muscle.
ReplyDeleteI'm 61 and can pick up and carry 150 pounds. Can you?
DeleteGood for you! That is more than adequate strength. Screw 'em!
DeleteFuck is that all, damn you really need to start pumping weights, Allman brother
DeleteNaw, if I need to lift any more than that, I'll pay somebody.
DeleteYou could be a stand in for Tony Beets of Gold Rush.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I thought you were one of the Allman Bros.
ReplyDeleteIs that Bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteCoons Bro ! I had one that would get in my barn , climb up on my big 3550 Ford tractor and shit on the seat . Yes , he gave his life to shit on my seat . Shot him in the mouth as he was peeking in the cat door and it went clear through him and came out his asshole . Gave me great pleasure too .
ReplyDeleteThe grey wizard, checking his domain for scat sign...
ReplyDeleteHoly crap I was close.I was was thinking that he played Saurmon.
DeleteLotta hair in it?
ReplyDeleteProbably a feral lesbian.
Winner!!!
Deletejoe
I see another dog in your future Ken. Yep, the word is out, need a place to crash go to Wirecutter's.
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope not.
DeleteGandalf the Grey.
ReplyDeleteLooks like retirement is treating you well.
ReplyDeleteAll you need is another tree to hack upon.
-rightwingterrorist
On the other hand, Lucy looks good.
ReplyDeleteShe's hanging in there. Actually, she's doing pretty good seeing as the vet said she'd probably be dead in 4 months and that was a year ago.
DeleteI could be wrong, but it looks like someone's put a few extra pounds on from previous pictures.
ReplyDeleteI've put on about 10 pounds since we've moved here 4 years ago. I'm at 175 according to the vet's scales.
DeleteDamn doctors referring you to the vet for checkups, huh? Fuck em.
DeleteHA! No, the honest truth is I haven't been to the doctor in 5 years and I don't on a scale, so I hit the one in the vet's office when I take the dogs in.
DeleteYou look more like Saruman the White...
ReplyDeleteI had to google it but Good Lord, you're right.
DeleteWe have a neighborhood fox that comes for the leftover cat food.
ReplyDeleteHe sometimes takes the same route the cats do, jumps up on the 6' fence with ease on the other side of the house, over the roof, down to the deck rail.
Pretty funny to see a fox on the roof.
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Looks ke Leon Russell.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought as well. With the right hat, he sure would.
DeleteH
I hope that's a gun I see on your right hand side...
ReplyDeleteWhy, yes it is - a Colt Defender in 45 ACP. I can't believe somebody finally noticed.
DeleteI put that gun on as soon as I put my pants on and it stays on me until I go to bed at night.
You're better than I am; I wear a little S&W Airweight around the house so my pants don't fall down, and keep the 1911 for going out.
DeleteI'm like that with most holsters but with Alien Gear's Cloak Holster, I don't even notice the damned thing.
DeleteI love my Alien Gear holster
DeleteJD
Everybody noticed, just took it for granted, too normal for comment.
DeleteOkay, I'll go for the cheap shot, *ahem* Which one is Legal Lucy? Heh!
ReplyDeleteThe cute one.
DeleteLooks like the porch shitter is narrowed down between you and Legal Lucy.
ReplyDeleteThat hickory log/coffee table not being level would drive me nuts. I had a 50" white oak round on my back porch at my old house and didn't feel like bringing it here when we moved,for obvious reasons.
ReplyDeleteIt's just my footrest when I'm sitting in the glider. No big deal if it's not level.
DeleteJ. Edgar Hoover found some strange crap on his steps one morning and wasted God only knows how
ReplyDeletemany agents and lab personnel to determine who the perpetrator was and yeah, it turned out to be coon crap. Thankfully he didn't post a picture of him in his "Mary" get up.
Be on the lookout...
ReplyDeleteIt might be scouts for a BLM Riot, Loot and Burn Party.
If the do show up at your place Stay Within The Law...
(Remember to pick up your Brass and compost the trash).
MSG Grumpy
After 61 years..Look as good you will not!
ReplyDeleteHell, I'm 58 and I have a gut that looks like a trashbag full of corn chips. You're looking good. Hell, I had a righteous beard until radiation therapy ruined it. I learned early in my life not to screw with old dudes. They were often far harder than they appeared.