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Friday, July 24, 2020

I've been that fucked up before

JULY 16--After breaking into a Kentucky home, a naked man explained to police that he had “used mushrooms with Jesus and that they were playing a virtual reality video game together” before his apprehension, police say.

While en route to a 911 call about a “male subject running down the roadway completely nude and hitting passing vehicles with his hands,” cops early today got a second call about a residential burglary in progress in the same Owensboro neighborhood.

Upon arriving at the home around 1:30 AM, officers encountered John Stefanopoulos “standing in the residence.” The 41-year-old Stefanopoulos--who does not live in the property--was “completely nude and had a substantial amount of blood and mud on his body.”
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3 comments:

  1. Honestly, I've gobbled up my share of shrooms... never did nothing like that to me before....

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  2. https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04

    Huh, here I thought they were just joking.

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