A man in Alaska took his wife out on a boat trip. The wife fell overboard and disappeared without a trace. A few days later, a couple of deputies showed up at the man's house, and told him that they had good news, better news, and even better news. The good news was that they had recovered the wife's body. The better news was that it was covered in king crabs, which they sold, and here is your half of the money. The even better news was that they threw her back in to catch more.
Why didn't they toss those poor suffering fish back in the water?
ReplyDeleteWell, that fucked someones secret fishing spot.
ReplyDeleteCool trick. Put the car back, and get more.
ReplyDeleteFish fry!
ReplyDeleteGood haul! Set 'er again!
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
Cool catfish lure!
ReplyDeleteInteresting lure.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite a lure.
ReplyDeleteDang, Jim. That's quite a catch. What kind of bait did you use?
ReplyDeleteOh, you know, same as last time. A 2002 Ford Explorer.
A man in Alaska took his wife out on a boat trip.
ReplyDeleteThe wife fell overboard and disappeared without a trace.
A few days later, a couple of deputies showed up at the man's house,
and told him that they had good news, better news, and even better news.
The good news was that they had recovered the wife's body.
The better news was that it was covered in king crabs, which they sold, and here is your half of the money.
The even better news was that they threw her back in to catch more.
Kenny I think that was a car pulled from the water near Tulsa, OK and no comment from you?
ReplyDeleteCatfish were eating the body in the car.
ReplyDeleteExactly. Don't think I'd be eating them cats.
DeleteFeel the same way about tilapia, especially the ones that come from China. (probably not fed on human corpses, but something nasty no doubt)
Methcat's
ReplyDeleteThat's what i figured too....no bodies left
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