#7) is the cold hard truth. It's also the reason they have to show people how to use seat belts on airplanes. If I was in charge the flight attendant speech would go like this: "this is a seat belt. If you don't know how to use it or think you don't need it while speeding through the sky in an oversize jet powered beer can - get the fuck off of my airplane."
I copy-pasted #7 and blasted it out to all my email buddies and the lone lib in the bunch was triggered and emailed back within 30 seconds with his head exploding. Libs are so easy. Good times.
#15 set me off looking to find out who Opie is/was. I'm from other side of pond. We know the Cunninghams but Andy Griffiths never caught the ferry. Anyways, a good explanation is found by searching Grudge Match Opie, Cunninghams. It explained the whole gruesome story.
#2 YES!
ReplyDelete#11 Perfect for my mom. She doesn't want a funeral either.
#15 Made me snort my tea
Joey Chestnut downs 75 wieners.
ReplyDeleteKamala says "Hold my PlumpJack Cabernet Sauvignon Reserve".
#7) is the cold hard truth. It's also the reason they have to show people how to use seat belts on airplanes. If I was in charge the flight attendant speech would go like this: "this is a seat belt. If you don't know how to use it or think you don't need it while speeding through the sky in an oversize jet powered beer can - get the fuck off of my airplane."
ReplyDeleteI copy-pasted #7 and blasted it out to all my email buddies and the lone lib in the bunch was triggered and emailed back within 30 seconds with his head exploding. Libs are so easy. Good times.
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#2 - Do you mean YES, It's Wrong or YES, DO IT?
ReplyDelete#9 is just plain mean.
ReplyDeleteIt's cool, I drive an F-150.
Delete#9! Thank you for the laugh, Kenny. I really needed that; been too dark in my house lately.
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And if I'm not mistaken, your F-150 is blue in color!
DeleteFord didn't take the bail out like GM. Government Motors. Hope they don't mess it all up with recent decisions.
Delete#3 Kamela Harris says, "hold my beer"......
ReplyDelete#1 will get you a time out@
ReplyDeleteI posted it 2 days ago and haven't been suspended - yet. It may catch up to me.
Delete#7 - that's why my wife's curling iron has a warning label that says it can burn your eye out. I shit you not!
ReplyDeleteIn the UK eggs come in boxes that are marked with the legend:
ReplyDelete"Allergy information, contains egg."
#15 set me off looking to find out who Opie is/was.
ReplyDeleteI'm from other side of pond. We know the Cunninghams but Andy Griffiths never caught the ferry.
Anyways, a good explanation is found by searching Grudge Match Opie, Cunninghams.
It explained the whole gruesome story.