1, What, no evidence of an alligator? That would have made it a realer Florida story. 2. The subhead is great: 'St. Petersburg police launch investigation.' I damn sure hope so.
I make my living off the evening news Just give me something-something I can use People love it when you lose, They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em all around
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond Who comes on at five She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye It's interesting when people die Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet? You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet Get the widow on the set! We need dirty laundry
More importantly I saw in the side story a gentleman's club was shut down, I was worried for a moment it was the Risque' Cafe until I noticed the club was in Orlando not Gainesville. Best Damn pancakes and coffee breakfast I've ever had. If you've been there you know what I mean, lol JD
Cause of death, suspected beer virus
ReplyDeleteThe odds are that the head was left by a jogger too.
ReplyDeleteHeads up, Florida sux.
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1, What, no evidence of an alligator? That would have made it a realer Florida story.
ReplyDelete2. The subhead is great: 'St. Petersburg police launch investigation.' I damn sure hope so.
I guess it was a warning to quit while a head...
ReplyDelete"I was just heading out for a jog..."
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ReplyDeleteI make my living off the evening news
ReplyDeleteJust give me something-something I can use
People love it when you lose,
They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up
Kick 'em all around
We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond
Who comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation?
Is the head dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set!
We need dirty laundry
More importantly I saw in the side story a gentleman's club was shut down, I was worried for a moment it was the Risque' Cafe until I noticed the club was in Orlando not Gainesville. Best Damn pancakes and coffee breakfast I've ever had. If you've been there you know what I mean, lol
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