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Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Fucking 2020, man...

This year could end with a bang.

Scientists recently spotted an asteroid on a direct collision course to Earth — projected to hit a day before the presidential elections in November.

The flying space object, known as 2018VP1, is expected on Nov. 2, according to the Center for Near Objects Studies at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory.
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17 comments:

  1. Henk VandenberghAugust 25, 2020 at 6:59 AM

    That is not a meteor, that is Stacey Abrams still trolling for her VP spot.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 25, 2020 at 7:46 AM

    I miss the old Knuckledraggin’ format if only because I could have upvoted that first comment.

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  3. Carl "Bear" BussjaegerAugust 25, 2020 at 8:21 AM

    Nah. The Great Meteor is sitting this one out.

    https://twitter.com/GreatMeteor

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  4. Amahl_ShukupAugust 25, 2020 at 8:41 AM

    C'mon Portland.... PORTLAND!! Go get Portland, o ye meteor...

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    1. AnonymousAugust 26, 2020 at 2:00 AM

      Most Portlanders would agree with this.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 25, 2020 at 8:56 AM

    By the time is completes atmospheric entry, it'll be about the size of a basketball. Remember that meteor that blew up over Russia? Smaller. Unless it heads nearly straight down, we wont' even notice it.
    We heard this and my two oldest daughters, 14 and 12, started giggling... and then began to chant "SMOD's really coming, SMODS's really coming."
    I am a bad dad.
    -Just A Chemist

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  6. CKAugust 25, 2020 at 8:57 AM

    With any luck it will impact at Martha's Vineyard..

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  7. OnehalfmvsquaredAugust 25, 2020 at 8:58 AM

    If it does hit Earth, President Trump will be blamed!

    Asteroid Lives Matter!

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  8. HoozyrdadyAugust 25, 2020 at 9:05 AM

    "6.5 feet in diameter", way to bury the details. That's nuthin'.

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  9. rickn8orAugust 25, 2020 at 9:08 AM

    Well, the spotting round has already been fired:

    https://www.popularmechanics.com/space/solar-system/a33644295/asteroid-earth-closest-recorded-flyby/

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  10. UnknownAugust 25, 2020 at 10:51 AM

    About the size of my frig when it starts entering the atmosphere and buy the time it exits the mesosphere it will have burned.

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  11. ShermAugust 25, 2020 at 11:35 AM

    A rock smaller than a normal space capsule reentry vehicle that the earth survives fairly regularly. Yep, Danger Will Robinson.

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  12. FidelAugust 25, 2020 at 12:06 PM

    Good

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  13. Justin_O_GuyAugust 25, 2020 at 1:24 PM

    Standin in my back yard with my baseball glove hollerin
    Right here, baybee,, send it!
    Havent stayed up to see the new year in in a long time,, but this year, Im stayin up..
    Not to see the new year in,,
    \I just wanna make sure 2020 LEAVES..

    Yeahh,, I stole it,, but its good enuff to plagiarize,,
    Biden should be more selective in what he steals,,

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  14. Old TechAugust 25, 2020 at 2:37 PM

    So it is possible nobody's vote will count after all.

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    1. AnonymousAugust 26, 2020 at 2:02 AM

      Everyone's vote will count in Heaven when we're judged for our acts.

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  15. catslaveAugust 25, 2020 at 3:53 PM

    I'm voting for SMOD! :)
    https://sweetmeteorofdeath.com/

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