SUMNER COUNTY, Tenn. (WKRN) — A Joelton senior citizen is arrested in Hendersonville accused of driving down the city’s main drag exposing himself to other motorists.
The case may have gone unreported if not for a Good Samaritan who witnessed the alleged incident.
It happened Tuesday, August 20 around 5:30 p.m. on Main Street. That’s where a man driving a U-Haul looks down from his truck and sees what he claims is a driver fondling himself inappropriately while driving.
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Okay... how does one fondle oneself appropriately? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteOne fondles oneself appropriately by not getting caught, Friend!
DeleteI had a friend just ask me the same question. For future referece.
DeleteBailiff, WHACK HIS PEE PEE!
ReplyDeleteBut he pleads insanity!
Delete--Tennessee Budd
I came up on chicks rubbing one out a few times, when I was driving a big truck. Fortunately for me, I never came up on a dude.
ReplyDeleteI got a couple embarrassed looks from the chicks, but one told me to follow her. I could see it now, "Dear Penthouse", but then she ditched me in traffic.
For the record, I'm several miles from Joelton, & I ain't officially a senior citizen yet, damn it!
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd