#4 Oblivious phone zombie, unfortunately it probably votes.
#10 reminds me of Hawaii.
Posted law right in the middle of the road that says stop for pedestrians and I would still have jackasses zoom right up to the crossing. Hit me, and your shinny officer rank goes in the toilet and I get a big payout.
#5: always look both ways before proceeding. I have seen more than one Semi blow through a red light this year. The polite ones use their air horn to warn you.
#3 I was sure the truck was gonna come screaming by any second !
ReplyDelete#10- That would have been funny if he'd been flattened by a dump truck as he continued along the crosswalk.
ReplyDelete#10
ReplyDeleteA real-life Ratso Rizzo.
Hitting my vehicle would earn you my undivided attention.
DeleteI'm walking here
Delete#4 Oblivious phone zombie, unfortunately it probably votes.
ReplyDelete#10 reminds me of Hawaii.
Posted law right in the middle of the road that says stop for pedestrians and I would still have jackasses zoom right up to the crossing. Hit me, and your shinny officer rank goes in the toilet and I get a big payout.
-arc
Unless you die, of course.
DeleteWhat do they have to shinny up? I'm sure they get a shiny badge for it.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
#7 No wonder he has a pug nose.
ReplyDelete#2: Giving the ole hemorrhoids a good workout.
ReplyDelete#4 Wearing a red shirt and still lived. Not a member of Capt. Kirks crew fer shur.
ReplyDelete#2 If a woman was doing that, it would be kind of arousing.
ReplyDelete#4 Is staged.
ReplyDeleteThe tree is measured and trimmed to fall to edge of the greenery, then pushed as the in-on-it lady walks along carefully clear of the greenery.
The tree brushed the back of her umbrella.
DeleteThe last one looks just like the last deer I hit.
ReplyDelete#9 A professional wouldn't have flinched.
ReplyDelete#8: come at me bro!
ReplyDelete#5: always look both ways before proceeding. I have seen more than one Semi blow through a red light this year. The polite ones use their air horn to warn you.